It's 8:30am and I'm drinking.... this is a new low
Don't really want to talk about it. You were right. She had a whole jar of toenail clippings on her nightstand that she chews on "when her fingernails are too short." Direct quote.
seems the shocker is way more shocking if u get the fingers wrong
I promise not to drug you or anything. Please come to my birthday party.
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he ran through my sliding door
in his defense that door gets complicated after 10 beers
I have their Unicorn picture in my shirt, and I just threw a Bud Light Platinum bottle through their window. We need to go now.
Between the puerto rican elf, the fat marine, the deaf guy and the ex coke head I've got a good preview if the men in this city...
Not much, just taking another sorting hat quiz while waiting for this porno to finish buffering
I just need some dick and some jimmy johns
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I made him fuck me with my coat zipped up and a unicorn mask on. That level of drunk sex. Weird and creepy yet highly satisfying.
So what other shows do you masturbate to? Or is it just friends
I'm ready to run through the streets naked yelling "HES ALIVE!"
Even though I'm gonna be a felon I'm having fun for time being.
so i just met a former male stripper who has a lion king tattoo. new BFF? i think yes
I really hope this is just a phase, because I am not capable of carrying both of our drunken whore asses through life. Too much dead weight....
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