It was just so hard to get through Conan without crying like a baby. I'm just so proud of him.
Instead of having sex, we spent the entire night making pillow forts and have sword fights. I think I'm in love
so i'm just gonna leave my credit card in your mailbox so you can bail me outta jail.. deal?
I'm not really that drunk, but I think vampires should glow in the dark because otherwise it's just unfair
Found more tequila
Don't worry we didnt bang. Sometimes I just bring guys home so I don't order pizza.
Found out why they call her Halfpipe Jenny-NOT the cool reason we thought
Someone just asked me if ur the girl that fell through the floor. I HAD to say yes.
it took me 7 solid minutes to realize "egggGSaucetingf" meant "exhausting"
He said last night that he'd never had such a great conversation and such a great handjob at the same time.
We need to play Chardee MacDennis. Contact me when you have an available date. This is not a question.
So. I need to gloat. I couldn't exactly tell my family that I won this game by deep throating.
It was like I was playing the clarinet on his penis. And I just kept saying I'm sorry.
I fucking hate tequila. Tequila makes me hate pants.
Seriously just told the plant the cheese Pringles are mine.
Can you pay somone's bail with a credit card or just cash? I feel like you would know this.
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