Tell him to shut up cuz i said so. I lost my dollar shoe :(
South Carolina's governor once cited "moral legitimacy" when he was a congressman voting for President Bill Clinton's impeachment. Karma is a bitch.
ok understand this, i didn't pay for your dinner bc you said i wasn't going to get a blowjob for at least a month... this isn't a mail-in rebate deal, you gotta pay upfront
i sneezed during and he said it felt like i gave birth to his dick...then asked me to do it again.
you puked out of a dead sleep and didnt wake up
I just opened up the mens room door to a dude pissing in the urinal and pointing at himself in the mirror
having my hair in braids makes puking so easy. i am being an indian every halloween
My bed became a clown car for his family....I'm not ready to get married
We went to the casino to try to earn enough money to go to new Orleans comfortably. I'm already drunk. This is a horribly immoral start to summer.
Please come home, i don't want to feel like basket garbage girl but I'm in your alleyway and not sure how to change that.
Hey start looking around for a low rider Subaru. Well get a loan. It will be capital for our first music video.
When you're trying to sneak from the bathroom to your room with dildo, but it glows in the dark and suddenly your entire life is illuminated in the shape of dick
there is a guy with a glowstick staff outside my house
Taking body shots off hot Camren. Get here now.
the wedding party just walked in to the song eye of the tiger. i'm getting drunk.
Randomize
