So he thought it would be a nice gesture to show me his list of girls he fucked. There was 70. We then went through and put "V"'s next to all the ones that were virgins...
i wish i could just chop off my fat with a knife..i would rather endure that than work out
Pls stop me from telling anyone else my broken blood-vessel + splint are "climax-related" injuries.
there's a girl in the library on mysapce. she must have missed the memo.
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dude, when you're random girl from last night came down the stairs this morning she fell all the way down. I laughed. She just walked out. I hope shes ok. Tell her I give her a 10 for that landing though.
Definitely almost got hit in the face with a baby
Facebook stalking ex-girlfriends who went to rehab. This is my life.
The fact that there are multiple ex-girlfriends who have been to rehab concerns me
I wonder what chicks would think if they learned that when we add them on fb we email their bikini pics to each other.
In his defense he just bought a bong like a week ago so he's still in that honeymoon phase.
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we're going to the olympic park to run the 100m yeaaaahhh
it's 3am. Nothing could possibly go wrong here.
I think a girl on my floor is watching zombie porn. There is literally no other description for the noise coming from her room.
Church parking lot, park bench, front porch. I think she's more comfortable going down on me in public. May have found the one.
theres a canoe in our lawn. we dont own a canoe.
it was the only safe place
They just made me take another shot and I found out the liquor store next to my brothers house has a petting zoo
Mind. Blown.
I found my bra I wore on Friday night...he fucked the underwire out of it
hahahahaha
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