maybe touching the ground while going 70 wasn't such a great idea after all..
The walk of shame has never felt more glorious... I think it's the somberero
Im sick of reading dumb tattoos while having sex
i wrote her a fucking poem. i better get laid for that
We carried on a casual conversation about plants while I gave him a hand job.
I'm sorry I compared your vagina to nascar
My shoe was in my mailbox this morning. I can't stay sober today.
I don't think people appreciate how hard it is to fuck in a portapotty. Sarah and I had train for that shit.
YES. YOU ARE GOING TO HAVE SEX WITH ME WHILE I SING LES MIS.
He said he doesnt believe in the female orgasm,so no I did not have sex with him.
I'm gonna chug this bud light an might injure this high school penis, like I'm 17 again
The hotel had a helipad. Of course we had sex on it.
If my one night stand asked me to move in with him right after does it still count as a one nighter?
Ever look at an ex and wonder...was I drunk that entire relationship??
Yes, yes I do.
Jenna is yelling bc of the condom wrappers and cum stains. This is the 3rd and last time you have sex in my roommates bed.
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