Her vagina is like Vegas. high traffic and full of glitter.
Is it mean that I just sent him a pic of my tits with the header, "say bye bye?"
Let me put it this way - if I had a list of things I would like between my legs, she would rank below the cello I turned into firewood sophomore year.
dont iron anything. we fucked on the ironing board. details to follow.
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my dad pointed to my full beer and said drink up we're leaving now.
can you adopt me?
Just jerked off with bubble wrap. Not as awesome as it sounds.
Kyle found me outside his apartment in the hallway. Said he didn't hear me knock bt smelled alcohol through the door. I'm sucha bitch to my liver
You fucked that MILF against my car!
How would you know?
She scratched her name into my window with her bigass wedding ring. btw she wants you to call her
Like who turns down taking a nap inside of someone in 2014.
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Also, I just opened Google to find the lyrics to California Gurls. Karaoke night did us dirty.
Why is it pressure? I want to see your cute face and possibly sit on it. You make it like its a bad thing.
That's why my boobs are so big, they're full of secrets.
HIGH AS FUCK. JUST WATCHED THE TRIPPIEST VIDEO EVER. IM NOT SCARED OF PANDAS. I GOTTA GO. TRIPPIN AGAIN
I need my comforter. Pls bring it to me and drape me in it like an animal pelt. Ps I'm naked.
she told me id be a great addition to their lesbian community and shes giving me sex eyes from across the room. come get me NOW
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