If the pens lose tonight I'm gonna drive to Detroit and burn 8 mile to the ground.
Actually I may do that regardless. Probably get my own holiday.
this beer tastes like vomit already
I just wanted to say sorry for trying to jack off your dog last night.
Just wanted to make sure that my favorite hot mess is still alive. I dont need words, just a response of any sort. K hope youre living
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This is sufficient.
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so this was truly a case of the blacked out leading the blacked out.
you think she would figure it out that ever dude that fucks her is just doing it bc they are in a contest to bang the fattest girl
My passouts and memory loss are great training for when I have alzheimers. You'll know where to look when I get lost.
Do me a favor? If you get with him, please lick his abs. Someone has too they're just too beautiful not to.
they adjusted my tv to black and white ... i thought i drank myself to colorblindness
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I want to be your penis for a week.
You meet the best people naked in a hot tub at 2 am.
They just broke the window so they could get in and smoke the taxi driver out...
I have no idea what happened last night, but my pee is neon green.
Well I hate to admit it but at this point I can successfully say i have been pee'd on by both of my roommates.
What did you spend the night in her closet?
She said she was saving me for breakfast and locked me in there
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