he showed me his boner with his cell phone light during the movie.
the last 2 times weve had drunk sex ive had to get the morning after pill.. he's turning into a real expensive fuck buddy.
You dont understand. she was my french AND spanish teacher. that's 2 kinds of freaky. i have to find her on facebook.
No. Please No. At first it was cool when you started bring an extra girl home for me but after 2 cycles of clap medicine I'm putting an end to it.
She left me a voicemail too. It's just her moaning her name repeatedly
Sophomore year, I fucked on your desk chair. I'm sorry. I love you.
He was able to grab love handles during doggy style... I know we said spring break mexico diet starts next week but i think we need to start tomorrow.
The doctor asked me what height I fell from to hurt my back.. I answered keg height
frozen drink friday is suspended until further notice
You're a college freshman. Its your job to be pathetic. And drunk. But mostly pathetic
Mike is worried about me going on a cruise in June without him....how cute he thinks we are going to last till June
bah. we'll see. don't give yourself a boner of false hope.
Hung over and there is no way in the world I can make this mess look good today. Only solution is to stay drunk.
I need to start using my boobs for good instead of weed. Although really they're kind of the same thing
Why did the sexual harassment class show a clip from frozen?
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