so explain again why im purple
no
I got my nipple pierced! I love it so much!
Well, there goes breastfeeding.
His texts read Like a 15 year olds diary.
best googles of the semester: toe fucking, purpose of two nostrils, human tail. with pictures
the boy next to me on the plane handed me a shot glass, then a perkaset, and told me to have a good week off..hellllo spring break.
Just so you know, coffee creamer+water does not = milk.
Sharon took in a random bleeding stranger drunker than her, named her Nicole, and is feeding her jello shots on the toilet
Did you write "I hope this gives you aids" on my box of capn crunch?
If i ever die cab you make sure bag pipes are at my funeral they are awsome
Apparently "I have the beer shits" isn't the excuse my boss wanted to hear. So sue me
He said we would have a beautiful daughter together. That way too much for a one night stand...
YOU WILL DIE AND I WILL CARVE 'I TOLD YOU SO' ON YOUR HEADSTONE
She used to be cute, back when we were young.
Oh well, so were platform jellies. Shit changes.
I frew up on some kids lovely sidealk chald drawings..
Can’t fucking wait for Tuesday night. Have another situation that popped up. I swear my life is like a cross between a soap opera and a porno
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