I'm sorry, but there's just something about mesh over nipples that irks me.
Apparently I kept telling the bartender that I was going to set the Guinness World Record.
I haven't been "cry when you eat ben and jerrys" high in a while.
If she's telling you consent laws theres probably a reason
The bartender just started bringing me gin and tonic in a pint glass to save himself trips...
Game over. He has a paternity test request on his table.
Iranian Rapper, camaroonian basketball player, mexican i forget and indian doctor....this one looks the best on paper.
It's a special occasion. Hence the 151.
I chased a girl up a staircase screaming because she had a cardboard cut out of James Dean which, at the time, I believed to my friend being held against his will
Wait is it okay if I still want to fuck the whole USA swim team or is that only acceptable during the Olympics?
I just want school to he over so we can build a big tent, do drugs inside it, and watch cartoons until the sun comes up.
That's all I've ever wanted.
Maybe if I get to know him I'll stop wanting to fuck his wife so much.
He skipped an important family function with his dying father to fuck me. Terrible human, amazing fuck buddy.
She moaned the name on my fake id during sex, that or she's cheating on me with someone named Victor
I vaguely remember ordering a water at some point last night. It's good to know drunk me can still be responsible.
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