whoever gets the blood i just donated is getting a shit ton of free thc
she must wash her vagina with a dirtier vagina
not sure what i find more disconcerting, your text or the fact that i recognized that as a dane cook quote
I got a 69.7 in accounting. I have this whole doing the bare minimum down to a science
you googled "nude photos of celebrities you wouldn't expect to have nude photos", puked into the beer bong, and then laughed
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I turn the corner to find her walking in the front door in a tee-shirt, two different shoes and no pants. All she said to me was "I'm sad"
Then he showed me his sketchbook. Every drawing was a hand in different 'fingering positions'. Dear JESUS.
WHERE ARE MY FUCKING EYEBROWS?!
you seemed to enjoy falling down hill
wow, never heard the last few months of my life put so succint
If we accept the love we think we deserve do we also accept the sex we think we deserve?
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He was wearing an Affliction shirt, a Monster hat, and he asked me for anal within 5 minutes of meeting me. Like 3 strikes and you're out, bro.
Having boobs is probably the greatest thing in the world, free booze all around
DO NOT SLAP ANYONE WITH ANY VEGAN MEAT PATTIES
Were you seriously humming twinkle twinkle little star while cupping my balls?
I just had the polyamorous Canadian hockey player do the splits while naked in a handstand at my apartment just now. And yes, I know it’s 1:30am on a Thursday.
Im drinking a CAN of bud light at the bar. Do you really think I care anymore?
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