If there was chocolate on Regis Philban's dick, I would totally lick it off. That's how desperate I am for some right now.
I forgot to mention I threw up in my wine glass AND my neighbors empty cup.
ASIANS HAVE SEX TOO!! I just watched it happen in the library.
every single one of us blacked out. we woke up the next morning and it was like the night never happened. IT'S STILL A MYSTERY
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Do I buy ice cream sandwiches or a 40? these are the difficult life decisions I am faced with.
I don't think we should have started that trash fire
See this is what happens when we don't have sex everyday
FALSE ALARM! I didn't piss myself, I fell asleep in the shower and then drunkingly crawled into my bed
There is an alarming amount of urine in here.
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Want to FaceTime and watch me finish this bagel?
I knew I'd like her from the moment she supported me messing around with my co-worker on my lunch break
I only wore my thong with cheeseburgers on it because I thought we'd have sex. So I basically wasted my best thong for nothing.
He lured me round with the prospect of sex and then made me proofread his CV and spoon. I fucking hate this guy.
My New Year's resolution consists of less weekday hangovers, more sex, and more money.
I just saw a guy faceplant off a unicycle while holding a saxophone, while his buddy riding another unicycle and sporting a flute rode by laughing
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