Do u think she knows her nickname is the oompa loompa
we were taking shots of hot tequila, which is even worse than it sounds
i found out what alaskan girls practice during those six months of darkness
I vaguely remember telling people they were not trash cans
dude im at a party with a bunch of 17 year old gilrs this is awesome
no its not leave
someone should tell her that easter eggs aren't meant to be dildos.
the worst part is we had a camera rolling
Did his mom notice it when she saw u guys?
I have to watch that.
The guy that just projectile vomited over the balcony is now going down to find the pill he just puked up. He said he wasn't about to waste $15.
I feel like ass. I'm missing 12 hours of my life and all I have to show for it is an empty wendys bag. Those Shrooms were too much... When do we do it again?
I just want a pillowcase full of fast food so I can eat and sleep this hangover away
I have a strict rule of what enters my vajay. It's either sparkly, or human. Anything else and I draw the line. Standards.
He probably tastes like german chocolate and coffee beans
Seriously though, my ovaries are trying to crawl out of my body and into his pants.
And. I know i am a gay man cause when i saw the pic of his cock his feet were in it and i am like what the fuck?
I don't need you anyway! I have puppies and booze!
You know your night is done when the police confiscate your bra at high school basketball game