I wish life was like dora the explorer where dancing pigs appear out of nowhere to solve your problems for you
you'd be confused too if you woke up to pictures of a ghostbuster doing body shots off you.
3rd rule of buttsex she must be clean and shower recently
and skipped dinner
there was this guy running across campus barefoot in the pouring rain stepping in all the puddles. i want his life. and i want to be stripper.
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he left his wallet here so lets treat ourselves to a lunch for the lack of penis we both had deal with
he keeps trying to sext me and all I can do is respond with descriptions of what im eating.
He had a curved dick....must be a european thing
Empowerment dancing to Touch Me in the Morning by Diana Ross. Handling this breakup SO well.
Now that I'm born again, I'm preserving my gift.
Your vagina isn't a White Elephant gift. You can't re-wrap it after it's already been given several times. That's white trash thinking.
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Ok so you know that's gonna be legally viewed as kidnapping, right?
One minute you were celebrating, the next you were bleeding all over your Nikes.
So that groomsmen was naked under his kilt. Also I just had sex in the elevator. And yes, those two updates are definitely related.
I got an assistant at work. First task was picking me up at a strip club. I was drunk and trying explain how it was work related
When you're really drunk, Japanese toilets just have an unnecessary amount of buttons.
4 out of 7 roommates in one month isn't that bad if you think about the fact that 3 of them were in the last 24 hours