Texts From Last Night · Random Texts

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(224): View more from Illinois

She was so bad on top that i found myself watching a TV that wasn't even turned on

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(586): View more from Michigan

Now that the fun of having an iPhone has worn off I find that using screen as a coke tray is by far my favorite app

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(514): View more from Quebec

He was taking the caps off the vodka bottles and throwing them out the window so we'd have to finish them. Engineers have the best logic.

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(256): View more from Alabama

i dont understand blimps. what would happen if they collided would they just bounce off or fall to the ground.

(1-256): View more from Alabama

dude how high are you right now?

(256): View more from Alabama

do you think jeeves would know? you do it. ask jeeves.

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(336): View more from North Carolina

You broke a cabinet. You were climbing up it and it collapsed on you. Lines were crossed.

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(206): View more from Washington

What should I wear?

(808): View more from Hawaii

Uhhhhh...idk? it's a gay bar

(206): View more from Washington

I found something that says "i'm here to party, but not fuck guys."

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Dont really know what happened near the end, Pockets were filled with skittles though

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(973): View more from New Jersey

Sorry for yelling at you, I'm just really emotional about missing comicon.

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(515): View more from Iowa

Some girls wake up to good morning texts. I wake up to pictures of an angry Shrek getting a blowjob.

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