he's chasing his jose cuervo with hot tub water
Its like Laser Tag, but more fun because it ends in sex
her boobs were like sundried tomatoes..
And as you crawled into the bathroom last night you repeatedly said "I know the routine".
I wish there was some sort of "recently added" function for blackberrys so i could see what random numbers i got from the night before
I just imagined your drunkass eating Taco Bell in my living room. This is the Godmother of my potential child.
All the girls at the party had American flag thongs on... Pretty impressed with coordination seeing as how impromptu this event was
And he was super vague about his life, it was frustrating. I totally boned a homeless guy, didn't I?
Well last time he got out of rehab he lasted 6 hours. So 3 days this time is quite an accomplishment.
Dude he fell into my wall and left an imprint then decided to have sex with the door open. Vents carry noise pretty well
Also. This Ativan makes me feel fearless. I think we need an exciting new hobby for when we take it. How do you feel about ghost hunting?
FYI, announcing your arrival at jail with "Hi,yes, I'm checking in? I believe I've reserved a bed, a 2 night stay this weekend?" is, in fact, frowned upon
I think it really helped to be hungover at accepted students day. it gave me a good feel for how it would be everyday if I go there.
Still trying to figure out where I was when someone broke the lawn chair and put it in the bathroom.
The only way I'll cross anything off my to do list today is if I write 'eat melted cheese' on it