That bitch is like a bad destiny's child song.
Update. It gets worse. A) he's done viagra and B) he wears socks at all times.
I could tell by the Randy 'Machoman' Savage "hey brother" that you were beyond inebriated
Woke up to pictures of me cooking wings with a blow torch.
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disregard all texts ive sent you minus taco motherfucking bell
Well yes but because of that incident i now salute to truck drivers
This is the minute she broke up with me. If you're receiving this mass text, you are one for the girls who made me promise to text you at this point.
Tried to dodge fire in poncho. Fell through fence. Blood everywhere.
just got home to find my brothers naked on the floor covered in chocolate. i am now nervous about sleeping in the same room as them
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WHEN DO I FOLLOW THESE PEOPLE. I WOKE UP THIS MORNING &FOUND TWEETS FROM ILLUMINATI AND "hot shot 6th grader"
I'm two shots in and wandering around Barnes and Noble with $58 in singles.
She just asked me if I was going to stay the night. I responded "I know that we are upside down".
When we were fucking he called me by his moms name then after we were done told me to call him. He's not receiving a call... What if his mom picks up?
how did i manage to wake up with my bra on backwards?
I may or may not have been feeling patriotic and banged Captain America in a closet. SPOILER ALERT: We broke his shield
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