butt plug
anus plug
rubbish cock?
yes
you suck at this game today
I wish my grandma would stop using the phrase "he pulled out" when she's talking about her contractor quitting his job.
he just asked if i would like him to change his diet so his jizz tastes better. keeper? i think so.
I ate a lot of your sunchips. I mean a lot. Like 4 to 5 bags.
Do you ever go through someone elses pictures and just appreciate the fact that youre not really friends with them?
he was wearing a tuxedo, i was naked...it's a long story.
I'm allowed to be upset. I've never had that many fingers in my ass
Did my good deed for the day.. Helped an old guy hide his beer on the NJ transit while the ticket lady came by
um so slept at robs. he woke up, looked at me, and said ' oh my psychiatrists are gonna have a field day with this one' I think that's when you know you can't hang out with someone anymore
Within 24 hours, I went to a feminist documentary screening with two state reps and you hate fucked a rent-a-cop on the helipad of your hospital. Somewhere our lives went in different directions.
I still make more money.
Much like Dre, I was forgotten about.
cmon you know I'm perfectly capable of something that ridiculous 100% sober
Probably should start having regular sex again too to lose this breakup weight. Good cardio.
are you watching the world series?
I've made out with alex bregman... so yes
Having random cyber sex while watching to catch a predator just seems wrong.
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