Hashbrowns don't come out your nose as easily as you would think
I popped a zit on your vagina. Don't say I never loved you.
She called me her ex's name in a supermarket. How boring am I that she livens up shopping by thinking of another guy?
I told him i wanted to be exclusively cheating with him
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can you go into shock from having too many orgasms? i think i went into shock.
Not even desperate vagina wants small cock.
Glad to hear you raised your standards
The other. Cat spoke to me and left. This shit is laced
The first cat might save me but they are taking out masks
dude to be honest with you there is a used condom that ive just left on my floor for three days
you have got to get your shit together
if i bang your brother are we still cool?
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Is it possible to break your brain with drugs?
CUM CAME OUT OF MY NOSE. MY SINUSES ARE ENTIRELY FUCKED UP NOW BC OF THE CUM TRAVELING IN PLACES IT SHOULD NOT HAVE.
I'm going to ride your dick until it falls off. That horny.
I'm equal parts terrified and turned on. Come over.
we found her. shes in the bathtub full of raw pasta. i dont even know...
I may have been bent over an elementary school lunch table a few weeks ago. Don't judge.
I need to start dating older women. We tried sexting and she used more emojis than actual words. It was so bad that I did the math...her messages were 54% emoji. No one should make me feel this old when I'm only 28.
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