I feel like our bond is deeper now that we're both sleeping with married men. now we're really bffls
I hope whoever gets these locks of love doesn't have a drug test anytime soon
Very nice. It looks like a Fisher-Price My First Dildo, but still very nice.
Are we responsible for the snowmen doing it doggy-style in my front yard?
His beard is glorious and he smells like barbecue. Introduce me to him.
He passed out with the ball in his hand so no one could play beer pong without him.
he got mad becuase i made more noise when he gave me a back massage then i do when we actually have sex
Ya I know. She's self aware though, like the terminator. Which is the best kind of crazy
we def had a heart to heart that turned into a BJ last night
Just follow the currents of life. And if they take me on to a guys dick, so be it.
Your choices in alcohol this weekend are thoroughly disappointing
I still can't believe that dog licked my nipple.
I think my liver has finally had enough and is going all Ashley-Judd-in-a-Lifetime-movie on me.
Thanks for DJing my sex last night. You were on point 💜
Found out that I went to the same elementary school as the guy I'm hooking up with. Kosher or no
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