Denmark girl wants me to go out but i remembered shes a raging whore with extremely questionable morals. Not feelin that tonight
eating taco bell the same day as formal = probably a bad idea
Ever since I told them the story of the sex in the canoe scandal its like I am in season
He threw up the X he took like 30min before then when we thought his antics were over... BOOM! He tried to pee out a light he was holding.
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I think you're going to have to drive me to white haven. I don't know if my brain can handle having my mom drop me off at a strip club.
It was more like a tour de entire bottle of wine in 14 minutes
Just got walked in on while fucking in the lounge in the performing arts building. The janitors gave us five minutes to leave and applauded our exit
Did you shave a certain someone in his sleep last night?
Every part of me is in agreement...but mostly my vagina
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"I gave a guy a handjob last night, on a dog bed, inside a fireplace. It's going to be a good year."
Just set up my first threesome: a rapper and a Marine. Pretty sure at least 80% of girls in America hate me right now.
you texted him "it's time for the no pants dance", please get your tubes tied.
There is a direct correlation between gooch size and male fertility. Science.
She's in it for that fear factor ya'll. Obsession and stalking or nothing.
My butthole is tingling. Must be the grapefruit juice
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