it went kinda like vodka, childhood memories, screaming/cursing, fist fight, tears, broken shit, passing out. in that order. tis the season.
Note to self: Not getting laid all weekend makes girls in mondays classes racks seem enormously bigger.
I am so getting Plan B when we get home. Not getting knocked up by a dude with a hair piece.
The bridesmaids just went smackdown on the floor, over the bouquet. I saw nipple. Best wedding ever
Got free coffee because I told the guy at starbucks the pleats in his khaki pants made his cock look big.
A shower wasnt enough to wash off the shame but at least it took care off the blood.
Biggest penis I've ever pity fucked
i think i swapped my keys for drugs last night
He's minimum effort, but maximum fuck.
i want us to warm up up with us making out while i lay you down touching and feeling all the spots you know are going to get you warmed up. im gonna move down your body kissing every inch as i move down past your panty line ;)
Did you watch the carolina game tonight?
we had break-up sex in a port-a-potty. how do you think it went?!
you know that feeling on acid where you think the world stops just to fuck with you? That's what it felt like.
She left her panties here. They looked SOOO much smaller last night.
I mean, I already hooked up with her boyfriend. The least I can do is accept her facebook friend request.
Taking a shot every time the Russian in COD says vodka... BEST drinking game ever.
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