Small Doughy Asian men and sleeveless hoodies with nothing underneath do not mix well.
Sounds like the climatic scene of my favorite erotic novel.
remember the good old days of high school when a half gal would last for more than a nite
Yeah! I got cockblocked by the blizzard last night. Lost girl on way to my apartment. Not a joke
you can't exactly throw up or pass out at the pentagon so i had to pull my shit together
New York to be Host to America’s Biggest Singles Event
we ate a 40 pack of string cheese and watched an entire washing machine cycle.
He plays me like an instrument...he is the Carlos Santana of my vagina.
Woke up on the floor holding a sandwich. Shots. Never again.
She found 60 bucks at the strip club. Its probabably been in a vagina but really most money probably has
He took the Gold in Olympic clit licking last night. Canada should be proud.
Kylie Jenner Wasn’t in the Kardashian X-Mas Cards & the Internet is Losing it
You know this who 'I show my love by being a total dick' thing is getting old, right?
You're not stopping till I see you on the ground trying to hold on to shit
Like, I can't stand that bitch, but i genuinely hope she gets the help she needs
Guess who's the proud owner of her very own foxtail butt plug!!
There is no issue with you seeing me...morally or ethically. we'll update your resume anyway. I really need to have sex with you later. Really
on a scale of one to ten where does vomming from being hungover during a professionalism lecture fit