so when am I gonna get some from you?
when you dick grows 3 inches
I don't even remember his name...i'm just gonna save it as birthday sex
do you think having her use a clorox disinfecting wipe on her vagina will keep me from getting her herpes if I don't have a condom?
You act like this is the first time I literally thought I was invisible.
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Hu mahhiw im so tired.i just got done. In fo dleepu. Aaaaaaahh. I qisj my mom filmed me. In axtunf so funny
The sun is so bright. Whhyyyyy. EYES ARE DEAD.
She has a boyfriend. But if he's a decent human being he understands blowjobs don't count as cheating with her. Keeping those miracles to himself is a crime against humanity.
You told me if you could get your shoes on, you deserved a coke and rum. We never made it to the party.
oh and speaking of men I've slept with. Ryan lost 1/3 of a testicle zip lining
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Let me refresh your memory. New Year's Eve in the back of my car you grabbed my hand and said feel my tumor on my butthole and at that moment I swear we were infinite
He wanted me to blow him while he did curls and looked at himself in the mirror. Not sure if gay or ego maniac.
This chick had a condom box organized by size with dividers that glowed in the dark.
Xanax and cookies, it's good to be home
Do not ever get that redhead chem major high. Gave her a magic brownie and she sat in a corner and literally cried about organic chem. Never again.
I threw up in my backpack last night, but at least it wasn't in the pizza box again