You stuck the head of a rubber chicken you found in her house up your ass and then started running around her living room. Naked.
at FSU your more likely to get an STD than a parking spot
The fact you even thought licking it would fix it boggles my mind
Well it worked
Not the point
Find out what day classes start and I will come down to Richmond that weekend. Any broad who claims to be 18-21 will be promptly ID'd. My job has trained me to spot a fake from a mile away, and I don't need a statutory rape charge.
It's 9am. I'm four lines ahead of you already. Wake up.
He made me sneak beer in the diaper bag... guess who is winning 2012 parents of the year
She said we couldnt stop drinking until there were enough bottles to make a fort. so we could have sex in our "bottle castle"
At one point he was so drunk he was carrying around a bottle of patron drinking out of it and falling everywhere and every time he spilled it he would scream "THERE GOES TWENTY DOLLARS."
I was less embarrassed asking him to torrent the teen mom's porn. I'm not gonna ask him to about season 4 of PLL.
I just remember yelling "BODY SHOTS BODY SHOTS BODY SHOTS" while I was streaking
Do not ever get that redhead chem major high. Gave her a magic brownie and she sat in a corner and literally cried about organic chem. Never again.
The only way he could ever pleasure me is if he lit himself on fire and let me watch
When you wake up to a porn star on your couch telling you, you better tell your boyfriend about last night.
HELL YEAH TIME TO KICK THE CHILDREN
You ate ashes out of my bong
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