I boned her and wore a Freddy mask once. It was pretty lol
He just asked me if his big had a curved penis. Awkward? I think so.
You going to midnight mass? we need a dd
hows a nice way to say "yeah i would go to your dorm, but it's snowing and I know you're not going to blow me, so what's the point"?
He wore homemade jorts on our first date. I'm not sure if I should leave now or embrace the white trash lust and marry him
I kind of want you to get arrested just so I could frame an avatar mugshot.
I don't think he understands the importance of corndogs. Or condoms for that matter.
Home safe. Psyche shattered. Still rolling. In love with the morrocan rug in the living room.
Chasing shots by shotgunning beers is not a good idea.
Maybe STDs were invented to keep stupid people from having kids.
hot buttered vodka was not a success. on any level.
Correction... Drunk on winter break. There are no days of the week on break.
Do to my newly discovered condition I'm having to resort to emergency beat sessions to avoid the temptation to text girls I know are easy slams.
I'm 99% sure the Indians were high for thanksgiving and we should respect that by getting high too
I'm craving your dick and a microwave pizza