i think im in love. he told me he doesnt care if i shave down there.
I now officially know the distance between my two boobs is one twizzler.
He told me he had more lines than a plaid shirt
getting caught by my parents in bed with another guy was way easier coming out than telling them over dinner like I had planned.
It's safe to say that our attempt at trying to fuck in the grand Sierra elevator was a bad idea.
whatever buzz i had immediately ended when i saw her run through a sliding glass door
i wish you were under my bed. you sexy russian fur trapper.
please. text the right number. youve been sending me these all night.
Would you feed me pudding while my fake tan dries?
I told him if he went to see magic mike with me I'd cover his eyes during the penis parts
Is there a polite way to say "Sorry for your head injury but I still want to hook up"?
Bitch guess who just got a fucking taser
THERE IS A BABY THAT ISN'T MINE THAT'S GOING TO HEAR ME BEING SEXED!
Is it sad the checkout lady had to inform my mom she can't buy alcohol before 8am?
He said he’s shouting let’s get this bread the first time we have sex...
He’s very straightforward
Lately I've been very attracted to Kevin Jonas because he's like...less hot than Joe, but he's this healthy mix of both Joe and Nick. It looks like he's finally growing into himself.
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