I am not having having sex with guys at the moment.
I can pretend to be a girl if you want. I have a tongue.
Barsexuality is the new black.
all we ever talk about is how much i like your dick or my drug problem.
it was really awkward, he kept trying to get on the bed with us and we kept having to kick him back on the floor.
I don't know what's more sad having a rewards account at a liquor store or already racking up 273 dollar points since january
Definitely contact high. Thirty miles an hour listening too i can see clearly now wanting too eat the steering wheel
We're making herpes jokes very loudly and hoping she notices.
No, no. The rest of his everything inspires me to put his dick in my mouth
dude when I get home wanna help me fulfill my dream of smoking a bowl out of my saxophone?
I was paranoid that someone would jizz in my hair while I had the cucumbers over my eyes. Super-High Spa Day didnt work out.
I'll remember. Also, I owe you 200 for a pair of shoes that I carelessly bought to improve my spinal structure, to improve my health and ensure that I love to be 300 years old. Like Adam. Of the bible.
At one point in the night, as we were running from the cops, I clearly remember you yelling "little gnomes are tickling the insides of my body!" ...that high.
Did you pee in the oven last night??
I feel like I should send her I'm sorry I've been fucking your boyfriend flowers.
Tonight I totally got eaten out in the old school photo booth in the mall. Will send you pics of the photo reel asap
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