ok so i jsut did the walk of shame with this random guy that i had sex with at the hotel party, and the lady at the front desk said "wow you're just now leavin?"
He is an equal opportunity slut.
Practice the "sorry I may have given you herpes" conversation with me before I call him and break the news
How much explanation does bbqsexapalooza need?
She was like the Rudy of blow jobs... SO much effort into it
He wasn't eating out, he was performing a hysterectomy without a license....should I be worried about my future family?
people in the room actually applauded when we discovered you had the ability to somehow throw up on your own back
Exactly. So you're exempt under the "I can't just fuck her to make it go away" clause of 2010.
You get drunk and try to bury your girlfriend in the sand JUST ONCE and all hell breaks loose
I've honestly never felt so much emotion towards a wall
The cleaning lady even cleaned my bong. I'm scared to open my sex toy drawer and see if and how she organized it
I knew it was going to be a good night when my mom said "Have fun, be safe...wait, do you need any weed for tonight?"
nothing out of the ordinary. you aplogized for having a spicy vagina and passed out
My phone has started autocorrecting "monogamy" to "monogamish"
Are you in a position where you can bring me some nachos?
Randomize
