Best idea ever: Giving hobos a beer and having a chugging contest to win another beer. Most fun I have had downtown in a while.
By the way, turns out "Danny B" is his penis. Not his cousin. I was right.
Yea...coming from the girl who didn't understand why m&ms and tequila wasn't a "suitable diet"
This is the last weekend of getting drunk and having sex all nite with the plumber. I'm exhausted all weekend and I'm never going to finish the remodel at this rate
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She's locked herself in the bathroom with a tub of icecream and she's watching my little pony on her phone. We know it cause she sings with them.
I want a grilled cheese and an IV
Its bad when you wake up with a penis drawn on your face. Its worse when you find out its traced..
We haven't even eaten dinner yet and she's already been asked to "take it down a notch" by the groom's mom.
So much for doing Irish car bombs in my grandpa's memory.... Asshole.
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His dad gives me dirty looks whenever I come over though. I think it's because I eat his food and have sex with his son.
he's a ginger AND was born with 2 holes in his penis. sleeping with a rare species & I LOVE THE THRILL
YOU DESERVE A GUY WITH A NORMAL DICK DONT SETTLE FOR ANYTHING LESS
...this is why fuck buddies should be only for grownups.
I’m a little confused...we were told by Cheeto Jesus and his minions multiple times that we would stop hearing about coronavirus the day after the election and, yet, I am still hearing about coronavirus. Is it possible they lied to us again?!?
please don't ironically join a cult
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