were you wearing a green and blue thong last night?
yes! wait why?
because i found it in my pocket this morning...
Is it wrong that im more embaressed about the karoke than the toplessness?
I just fell down the stairs in the library and further deviated my septum. That's why I don't study.
BTW, it's bullshit to say that not doing a shot is unpatriotic. You know how I fall for that.
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Okay good. I don't want another mom thinking I got their daughter pregnant.
Fake an illness. Her and her friends are like the female version of guys who wear tapout shirts
Should I take my grandma to a keg tomorrow or not? Serious question
Was she always missing a tooth or am I just now noticing it?
Btw I'm already known as the drunk roommate. Don't know if that's a success or a failure seeing as it hasn't even been a week since I've been here
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If I die tonight, I want you to have the rest of my nachos. And my porn collection.
fuck that its my house. if i want to take 1 bite out of the chicken & leave the rest i fucking will. suck my dick
I just got hit with cramps and found a mystery pill. I'm gonna stay put for an hour and at least see what happens.
On my way to return shoes I bought so that I can afford to buy a pregnancy test. Is this adulthood?
im having flashbacks to my time in a waffle cult composed of 9 to 14 year olds
Drunk me bought a cell phone last week and began texting sober me. The conversation between the two is still on going.
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