dude, your ex-bf is on match.com
details on that.
well, his profile doesn't say anything about herpes.
just saw an old couple make out...not too sure how I feel about it. though I will admit at one point I was thinking "oh yeah! get that!"
@ a funeral. fucking miss uuuu
So I went out tonight...met a guy who slightly resembled my dad,huge creeper, he asked me to "hang out" so I gave him my moms number since he was more her type:)
I drove to my yoga class while eating a piece of bacon. Wow. I see myself in a whole new light.
Its the little things i like about bein home like having actual toilet paper instead of subway napkins
The guy who took my order at mcdonalds asked for my number. I think we should start fucking fast food employees, they're easy and think we're goddesses.
You told me that you only walk into walls because it makes the room stop spinning.
Like, actually questioning if you ate dog shit last night
We were messing around at his place it was going fine until he said, "I'm going to cum, hand me the shot glass"
Also I just learned you, Samantha, and I three-way made out at my Halloween party. News to me.
What happened with the girl wasn't a gay thing. It was just a mutual respect and want for sex. The guys just weren't there.
Call it what you want. You fucked a girl.
I don't know. She kept pirouetting across the kitchen while making dinner. I just sat there stoned.
That's the 3rd time in 6 months I woke up on the hallway floor using a towel as a blanket, no clue how I got there. At least back when I was still drinking I could blame something other than myself for that kind of shit.
You should go to AA meetings and warn people about the dangers of sobriety.
OMG. When you threw the used condom on your floor you threw it in my purse!!! I just went to grab my headphones and it was stuck to them!
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