yeah well you didnt even puke from the alcohol. we cut you off and went to huck finn's and told you that the "irish cream" coffee creamers had baileys in it, so you shot down like eight of them and puked all over the floor. it was great. we cheered you on and everything
we need to get ahold of those "sexting" teens on tyra. HAWT!
wasnt one 13?
a girl in my class is on a twilight fan site and running her fingers on the screen as edwards body comes up.
Just took my morning after pill in the library
The stories of what you did in Cuba got home before you.
Last night we hooked up in nothing but out UK shirts during half time. Never say I'm not a dedicated fan again.
No... We were arguing over whose family is more dysfunctional... Then my brother stumbled in and puked all over jakes ugly dog.
This beer is not sobering me up at all
Cancel that soberness update. I just almost fell down in the security line
Chasing shots with sriracha-covered mini toast was, in retrospect, not the best idea.
Well I could just do a roadtrip and hit them all. Slut tour 2012.
I'm at his house right now making him pancakes to compensate for YOU not giving him a handjob last night. You're welcome.
Is valentines day the worst or best day to ask for a threesome? I'm weighing some options on this high-risk manoeuvre.
She's impossible to please. Other than with two fingers and a tongue.
drinks after work?
that question mark offends me.
Randomize
