Do ugly people know they are ugly?
The quiet ones do.
I think he may have called me a bar rat, jokingly. I said i was but in a non-trashy way.
out of nowhere you said let us see your boobs, then proceeded to pull my shirt down.
i gets down
nyquil sex gave me 6 orgasms so I support that
Someone shat in the 1st floor west girls hall. Literally SHAT in the hallway
That's what she gets for taking his peeps.
Oh my god, I hid a wine bottle in my boot.
Those were the days I had no morals... Dark times.
Shall we take a trip back?
i mean let's face it...the pregnant girl was really slowing us down.
Tid bit for you to add to your "what to expecting when you're expecting to lose your virginity" book... Sex on nyquil is cheaper and BETTER than sex on esctacy AND you sleep like a champ after so you're not able to think about any bad decisions made.
Apparently I give handjobs in my sleep. So that's interesting.
I fell asleep with a half eating burrito in my hand and woke up to cat vomit with burrito in it.
Oh my fucking god, I was conceived on the first date.
Do not ever look at a picture of an erect ostrich penis. You will regret it.
Last night I realized my life is an experiment of really bad decisions when I had to leave without my underwear. But at least I'm expanding my life experience.
we had to take 10 shots sometime before midnight, then 11 shots between midnight and 1. so yes its gonna be a rough day.
Randomize
