Getting food. Want anything?
Vagina. Double meat no buns. I have the secret sauce
You should dream of me :)
I'm going to dream of single life.
Black thong, sheer white shorts not a professional look. This chick has no idea what sunlight makes her outfit look like.
I made out with four boys last night, AND EXCUSE ME WHILE I COUNT HOW MANY GIRLS.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
her fupa was seducing me. this is the last time i'm doing shrooms.
He grabbed onto my boobs while slipping on ice then proceeded to drag me down with him I'm not predicting head in his future
She wants an explanation of my cousins creepy foot fetish with my god sister. i don't know how I can sum this up in a text.
He asked me how france is treating me
Tell him you got so much dick you may never come back to the US. That ought to keep him away
I am in an eBay bidding war over a build a bear one direction tshirt, this is who you choose to bone
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
She's really sweet and cute, but when she drinks, she becomes way too proud of her bush.
Bacardi 151 is like a past nightmare I'm still curious about
I think one of my ovaries is committing suicide. But that is a topic for another day.
The awkward moment your booty call shows up to the Mexican restaurant and realizes you just picked burritos over pussy
i just saw a man in the grocery, sitting on the floor, eating out of a galon sized tub of macaroni salad. We need to get on his level.
Plan b and 5 hour enegery breakfast of a champion
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