Awesome. Ask her out.
Nope. She's got a detail of ed hardy security around her.
what if the hokey pokey really is what its all about?
There's a girl in here wearing a kaballah bracelet and a miley Cyrus tshirt. consider her judged.
i don't know how it's possible. but i just bought groceries for a week with the money i made off returning empties
The other. Cat spoke to me and left. This shit is laced
The first cat might save me but they are taking out masks
I AM TEN TEQUIA SHOOTS ON AND I JUST SAW SOMEONE DO A BODY SHOT OFFF OF JESUS
THIS FEELS SO WROG AND OH SO RIGHT
Sitting here reading the internet and all i have to show for this summer is a shitty tan and the possible case of clamidia.
She gave me what I will now dub a "hurricane sandy". Loud, wet and sloppy BJ that made me want to stay home and complain about shit on the Internet
I'm having a martini with dinner. A new level of class.
I'm stoned and eating mustard, also a new level of class.
I'm sending midget strippers dressed as bull fighters with mini bottles of 1800 to your house. Already made the call. Jer is going halves on it. Can't be stopped! Won't be stopped!
Also I think I realized when my life started to turn into shambles.. The day I took my high school senior picture WITH A HICKEY ON MY NECK
I couldn't find a water bottle, so I sent her to school with her juice in a flask. Who the hell let me become a parent?
I think it's your fault my nipples aren't sensitive anymore.
So today was the first day i've been sober since Wednesday according to my roommate!
what the fuck happened to the tacos
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