plz talk dirty to me
but i really can't criticize. i blacked out waaaaaay ahead of schedule.
It's going to be great. They guy at the store said 3 shots and you won't be able to feel your face or stop smiling.
So I realized I was officially over him when I was getting a lap dance on the keg bus at 3am from his old boss and I was double fisting:)
i'll probably be on drugs forewarning
forewarning i'll probably have done those drugs with you
Haha. Last winter I went through this phase where id go to the bars with my own giant goblet and demand to be served white wine and red bull hah
So...guess who had sex tied to the ladder of a caboose under the stars in Joshua Tree? This bitch
yeah, never be friends with someone with shitty eyebrows.. they obviously already make poor life choices
Btw there's a hedgehog in my room. Don't get it high
I puked into my skirt and then had to carry it to the bathroom and dump it out, Lmfao and it was like 2pm
Also I'd apologize for texting you flipping my shit about the science of hair growth while I was shrooming last night but we know each other better than that
He's giving me the absolute bare minimum amount of attention. Like whatever motherfucker, I've had like six super likes on tinder today
I know you like got hit by a car but do you want to come to my birthday pardi
What happened last night? All I know is that I walked into class this morning and everyone was chanting my name.
I miss the pre Covid days when we could meet men in bars. Hitting on guys in the grocery store is just depressing
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