shes got a 6th sense for me cheating...the the hailey joel osmound of me getting bjs
My alcohol tolerance is way too high for this paycheck.
Ya well my good-girl image was pretty much blown when he found out I'm going to jail soon.
If we see one freshman that cummed on me, we are leaving.
Just watched a guy puke off his bike. Beyond impressed. He didn't even swerve
The only thing keeping me calm right now is pretending to chop off everyone's heads when using the paper cutter
Broeke and glass. I feel so and. Appilogixe in morbing.
Why am I getting texts saying are you ready for this butthole? Help
I may or may not have pissed on my floor last night
Welcome to 22
We have a lot of substance abuse to do tomorrow its sleep time
Nothing makes the walk of shame as great as disapproval from a mom getting ready for work
That moment when you're in a room with 3 guys and know how big their dicks are. Then you are married to the one with the smallest dick.
It's only 10am and I doubt my day could get much worse. During my 9am meeting I had to sit between my boss who I fucked for my promotion and the guy he walked in on me fucking on the copier
I swear I'm going to walk in one day with you in a ballgag just masturbating feverishly
Well i can't stand the sound of my own crying
I’m appalled by how severely I lower my standards when I’m horny & impaired
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