Is it normal that I have to take off my pants to get mouth stitches removed?
why would she put his p in her m after it was in her a? that's gross
its gross she let him put his p in her a nevermind his p in her m after p in her v. cleaning up is necessary
i put my m on your v after my p was in your v. no big deal
if we break up, who will get the dealer?
Dude I broke my bong in half this morning. I kicked it as I was jerking off. I would never hide anything from you.
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Too many sundays start with me waking up still drunk in my car.
best friends dont let best friends get an STD of the eyeball just saying
Last comment. I know of no exercises, diets or practices out there to help keeping balls young and healthy. They simply succumb to gravity.
I want to get so drunk, you will need subtitles to understand me. Rough week.
I think it says something about my life when I start picking up girls while im in rehab. And I don't think it's good.
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My mom just found my nipple clamps...... oh God why....
Our DD has become famous. Strippers are asking to be handcuffed to him.
Had to decide between a hook up at the train restroom or getting to work on time #growingup
My tinder date wouldn't stop talking about the Star Wars movie trailer long enough to fuck me. HOW IS THIS MY LIFE?!?
I just used an Amazon gift card from a student to order a new vibrator....teacher of the year
Don't get mad but There's blood everywhere and the only thing I remember is the bj from your cousin.
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