Seeya bye Latvian government! Whammy!
Hard rock hotel, wtf why am i still out, im gonna fuk 5 chix 2nite .maybe
her voice honestly makes me want to vomit. i have springsteen cranked up all the way.
There is an asian family here, I heard the mom call her son onyong
no i do not regret standing at the wendys drive thu handing the employees mardi gra beads to get free chicken nuggets
Or I could just give you a blow job and make it up to you.
No, that's okay. Don't worry about it.
Going once.....twice.........sold to the girl who didn't really wanna do it anyway.
Nope. If I'm going to drive an hour to fuck a teacher, it will NOT be missionary thats for damn sure.
From russia with love. But also with chlamydia.
Ya he's the booze devil, like if the black hole and Bermuda triangle joined forces with Captain Morgan
I made friends with the delivery guy because he had beautiful dread locks and was a Zelda fan. He texted me after he left saying he wasn't trying to be creepy but we should be friends. We're hanging out tomorrow.
How does this kind of shit happen to you?!
The name of tonight's festivities is hereby decreed to be the "Honey Boo Boo Hootenanny".
We left him in some bushes a few blocks down toward campus. Did he find his way home?
You're a disaster
Wanna date?
You know that text I sent you last night at 2? That was 5 minutes before I ran face first into a wall of not okay
She dry humped my leg in the raw while I was still dressed, came, and then fell asleep on top of me. All I got was a bruised thigh. 2020 needs to end.
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