Do you think Capital One would let me put the Tub Girl picture on my Capital One card?
Beat you to it.
come outside for a special surprise it involves huge boobs
what do people who dont have blackberrys do while they poop?
..i think i can hear you losing your virginity
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
what part of “beer fountain” do you not understand
The last thing I remember is stabbing him with his diabetes medicine
AND OMG I HOPE YOU ARE GREAT WITH CHILD. COOK THAT BUN!
Do you think she will like "you don't have to swallow this time" gift certificates for Xmas?
you tried to fill your inhaler with vodka
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I'll be listening to "I will always love you" and sobbing uncontrollably all night, care to join?
We need more drag queens in our life I've decided
Well, let's see..I held him while he cried for 30-40 minutes, woke up on his couch AND he gave me a ride home in his underwear. Shit show is not even the half of it.
It's one am and you're asking me if you should buy a plane ticket for a booty call.
I think we might need a safe word for this...
party at the soccer house. crumbs in my sexy panties. can't. put. pieces. together.
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