hell yes lets make some ravioli
I just saw a girl play flip cup with only her tongue
I'm in love
he is not the type of person you only have sex with once. god adds years to your life every time you sleep with him.
No, that was before the police came, but after the hooker.
I think I get why guys like boobs so much. I just motorboated myself and it's fun. My boobs feel soft and squishy on my face.
tell me how i ended up in the movie theater alone with a bottle of smirnoff and a bendy straw.
Pretty sure that drunken football on the back porch with 6 guys with a champagne bottle was a bad idea....
All I need is the Internet and a place to drink.
I have a very hazy flashback of me making out with a guy in a seashell bra??! Can you confirm or deny
I'm going to practice throwing things up the the air and catching them between my boobs, because that seems like a cool party trick.
Remember those girls from the bar? The tall and short blondes?
Is this a story I am going to hate you for?
Vodka drinking games. Where you wake up next to a douche lord and see your thong in the blinds.
I hope your fat roommate breaks the bunkbed and crushes you in your sleep
I just watched some guy take a shot of jack Daniels, chase it with a shot of ciroc & then violently rip his pants off. You have to come here.
im so drunk that this cat is mothering me. aggressively
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