Why. Ill be the rabbit if ull be the carrot.
I'm 3 blocks south of you watching drag queens.
At what point did we cease to have vaginas?
Sometime in the sweat pants phase freshman year.
i want to bang the Snorg tees girl.. shes always smiling ;)
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You know what is really helpful - when the two guys you want to fuck stand next to each other. Stay tuned for who wins
Also, I found out tonight a major plus for being female is you can accidentally call the hot bartender sweet tits and she won't get mad.
June 16th my calendar just says boobietassels....I can only assume that has to do with you
nothin like your phone freezing up and sending out old booty calls at 11am on a sunday. fml.
Pretty sure I just became my mom's wingman
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If you sleep with him again I'll have you spayed
It's like she fell out of an MTV reality show and no one knows how to send her back
Nah it's alright, I'll just ride cock all the way to hell
Never start off a conversation with "speaking of STD's..."
I just want a relatively mentally stable guy with tattoos and facial hair that loves Captain America as much as I do and will fuck me the way I deserve to be fucked, is that too much to ask for?
If you can endure a laser on the butthole, you can endure a wax on the butthole. Those are words to live by.
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