You also had the stripper slap the shit out of me for not having any money....remember that?
How did people poop without Blackberrys?
Motorola Razers?
Stone age, man.
I just saw the nastiest chick.
Where?
woke up next to her... fuck you jack daniels, fuck you
I think we need to stop being best friends, its not good for our vaginas.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
She liked every single Facebook status in her newsfeed and then made her status 'I LIKE U GUYS'
I am kinda proud of you, its like seeing my slutty baby take its first step
when she said she was from California you started sobbing. You begged her not to melt your popsicle because you paid good money for it and you just wanted to eat it in peace.
could you clean the juice and feathers off my bed I'm just not up for hangover cleaning.
second attempt at shower sex: failed after the water turned orange bc of a fire up the street. this is just not meant to be
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I'm eating my emotions. I am no longer interested in anybody other than my own hand and vagina.
Strip Simon Says: DO IT
Oh. So it is a cult
Basically. But a nice cult. They eat muffins and talk about fundraising.
Honestly no idea how dad figured out i did all that gay porn unless he was looking at gay porn.
Dick pics just aren’t doing it for me, this bowl of Mac n cheese and Game of Thrones trump you tenfold
I'm just letting you know right now in advance that if I die or go to the hospital or end up in jail tonight it's because your kid sold me mushrooms.
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