You three are like the Bermuda Triangle for morals.
Soo time for a life change, my 6 yr old sister made my gf a puke bucket for her birthday
You may have cured my horniness. I feel like my libido just got shat on by kittens who live on an enchanted rainbow.
DUDE EDDIE MURPHY JUST DID A BODY SHOT OFF A HOOKER. IM NEVER COMING HOME
I had to explain the gravity bong to my mom. Right after she pointed out I have a lot of dicks on my floor at any given moment.
Neil John just started open mouth kissing everyone to make sure they are safe.
I can't promise that. They just put an extra shot in my margarita.
Although I'm glad you didn't let my climb in the sink, I really wish you would have let me pretend to be a duck in the shower for a little longer
I'm really sorry I hooked up with your student on the dance floor..
Welp, I'm allergic to codeine. Found that one out the hard way.
Look, I tried but his dick tasted like disappointment.
Like people might wonder why I put up with your puns. You give good head and play with my hair
Also Fuck you Stephen King and Fuck the horse you rode in on, making me cry In front of my coworkers.
You guys do the cocaine and I'll do the dishes.
Your vagina must be outstanding or have a secret entrance to Narnia if someone is will to fly from Texas for one night of it.
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