I just gave my patient permission to swallow while pregnant. She was so embarrassed to ask...but her bf was really happy with the answer.
Happy graduation...we are now officially unemployed alcoholics!
now were playing what girl doesnt belong in the picture of girls in bikinis.
Lets just fuck. We'll decide if it was makeup or breakup sex after.
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Normal vaginal pH: 3.8 to 4.5. Of course it tastes like a 9-volt. I could run a potato clock on that thing.
there is no excuse for drinking mascato in your room alone while listening to one-hit wonders from the 90s
Also I think I'm starting to get calluses on my hands from my level of sexual activity
I just sneezed and it made my entire body ache. Hungover is an understatement
The number of males in the usa getting circumsized are decreasing. Keep this in mind when we become cougars
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So we broke my sobriety. Played life size childhood games. Broke into a cold hot tub and got laid. I think this is BFF quality!
He's like a hurricane
a drunk, sexist, hurricane
I have a sixth sense for large penises and lack of morals
This chick walked up to me in the bar and started making out with me, then grabbed my drink while I wasn't looking and walked off.
She squirted. We were both surprised. I'm that good.
my favorite part was when you kept waving @ that guy and insisiting it was your cousin..and it wasnt and wondering why he wasnt waving back lol you were legit PISSED
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