but she was nice to me.
She was a fuckin STRIPPER.
he matches the description of mystery hookup #2, 4, and 7
I figured that I'd start organizing the places ive given head. I'll add treehouse right after bandroom
She told me I was lying in front of her toilet for an hour saying "lasers."
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He kept telling me that something was trying to enter this dimension from another universe through his spine...
Sorry, but you probably shouldn't come over. I'm too sober for this.
So I know we're not talking about this anymore buuuuuut I left heel marks on the wall.
I just face planted on a condom wrapper in my bed...thought of you.
You're so romantic.
One guy got his nose broke and was playing with it. Then another guy was playing beer pong off his horse.
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In my dream, you became a famous tap-dancer. Congratulations.
Wait, tell the rest at happy hour. I wanna be able to interrupt you with my loud cackles and stupid questions.
We figured you were on something when you said that your nipples couldn't hear the music.
I was grinding on my boss last night. So Monday will be fun. That's what's going on in my life right now.
He lit my hand on fire and bought me chicken nuggets. I'm in love.
we have beer and we're watching the birds have sex in our yard.
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