Free body shot off of Sarah. Expires never.
Today at work while talking to my co-worker we both realized at the same time that last year I had a one night stand with his roommate and he was in the living room drinking coffee when I did the walk of shame. YAY.
wait, do i give off the impression that i DON'T want girls to show me their boobs if i video chat with them?
he just flicked a booger into my mouth and shouted "goaaaal!"
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a girl in my class is on a twilight fan site and running her fingers on the screen as edwards body comes up.
She looks like Sash Grey but sounds like Fran Drescher. Advise.
then mid-sex he looked at me and said "i hope this is as good for you as it is for me" and kept going.
Remember that time we were in the handicap bathroom snorting Molly at the stripclub. That was a defining moment in our friendship
If it's not soft enough to fuck on, then we're not getting the new rug.
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No, I've only ever seen his brother's dick. So when I have lucid sex dreams, I just do a little cut and paste in my mind and stick his bro's package onto him.
No joke, I just found $85 on the ground. Must be because I bought you all that liquor. So much good karma.
I'm too socially awkward and sexually frustrated to get through this evening sober.
We had sex in his hot tub. Then we saved a mouse that almost drown in his pool. We celebrated our heroism with more sex.
Well... This is my last night at the resort. So far, the only thing that has been in my vagina is sand.
Someone left a middle school yearbook here. I recognized one kid from banging his mom last year.