I took off my clothes and she wanted to have sex. But then she changed her mind. So we ended up fucking through her panties or something. I don't know it was weird.
i'm sending her a home depot gift card for the hole i put in her wall. call it good?
Just met a female bro. Things are weird at the rugby party.
you only had a canadian ten, but you said it was all good cuz you would just by molson.
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she used her cellphone as a light to find my clit under the sheets. worst.lesbian.ever.
You were playing beer pong by yourself. Finally someone took the ball and threw it into the bonfire. You sat by it, cried, and contemplated how to get it out. For 45 minutes.
dude i need to stop getting high. i cant afford to eat like this...
just got super drunk mixing jägermeister with my lyme disease meds. even if my face goes paralyzed, at least i got smashed from it.
Sunday was the 8 month anniversary when you shot me in the face...just an FYI.
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dude i have an english essay and a bio lab due tomorow
so basically your not goin out tonight?
who said that?
I was told u were the one who could explain to me why i woke up in the running shower, still in my dress and heels
She just mixed her Emergen-C with champagne... Vegas here we come!
totally just stole a 24 pack straight out of the miller truck
Well, we all woke up in drag with no memory of why we were in drag. On the plus side, this shade of lipstick looks really good on me.
All I wanted was to die alone with my dogs....how did I end up here
I don't know if I should laugh or punch you
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