I just rolled a spliff on a dora the explorer tv tray. Preschool education meet afterschool special.
There is a distinct lack of front teeth here.
How can I look at her with a straight face when she has dry puke on her eye lid
then out of nowhere we heard a voice yell "Fuck that pussy!"
I still don't understand how I went from crying to blowing you in like two minutes.
Heres a quick tip! When getting black out head from your girlfriend dont come to and say "wait... wheres my girlfriend"
Just saw some lesbians get in a fistfight in an Arby's parking lot. It's good to be home.
How bad is it I'm looking at his cock while waiting to see my therapist?
I'm sorry for drunkenly throwing a spoon at you and then laughing at your pain.
I smell like a brewery and I have been drinking for 7 hours. This seems like a perfect time to tell my husband I want a divorce.
Your life is quite full of dick lately.
It really is!
Please clarify that he is speaking of beer pong and not rough sex
did you know that sneaking into a golf course at midnight is a felony? the cop made sure to tell us after she peed on the course and hit on him
Tell her that we understand the angle wasn't the best on the first video and that we forgive her.
If he moved really quickly from "hi I've had a crush on you for years" to "send nudes" you probably were used.
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