Now that I've come to graduate college. I realized the only discernible skill I learned was how to roll a joint properly. go me.
Well thats $24,000 well spent.
when I woke up the last searched thing on my phone was "how to make a fireproof dress" I need to stop drinking.
every time I worry about a career mistake, I remember Michelle Pfeiffer did Grease 2.
you made pancakes with beer, you said they were good. then you threw up 15 minutes later
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she told me that she was curious about how cum tasted. of course i left you.
Also, just saw a kid in a gorilla costume being questioned by a boardwalk cop. I love ocean city.
trying to imitate man vs food after 12 shots doesnt mean youll get laid
Do you think making a dress out of an "Open" flag that my friend stole from a bar, and wearing it out sends the wrong message? ....Or exactly the right message?
Dude you went around coming up behind people and whispering in their ears. I dont know what you said but they looked terrified when you left.
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we somehow managed to fit a llama, a stripper pole and a hayride all into the same day.
I hooked up with a British man... Wiz Khalifa has your bra... Couldn't have been a more successful night!
Dude... I had a dream that I was getting high for the first time. I got to experience my weedginity again. It was glorious.
Doing coke by yourself isn't as fun. Even when you're watching a James Franco movie.
I plan on getting so intoxicated, that I think it's MY own birthday
Can I play this game?
We have massive handle of kettle and a rack of hi life
That's the happiest ive ever been at 7:48 am....
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