Do you think Conan would leave his wife for me?
laying in bed listening to christian music, jealous of the hope they have for their life. also need to beat off, can i think about you?
Martha Stewart would most definitely roll a great joint.
found a naked boy completely buried under a pile of her clothes and terrified...she says she was "saving him for later"
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You're barking up the wrong lesbian.
My grandma had to be escorted out by police.
You refused to come over and kept yelling that you were gonna sleep on a car
Shot gunning beers for breakfast. You better be ready for today.
I could study for finals and ace all my tests but wheres the fun in that? id rather black out and hope for the best
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Sorry, but when you makeout with a guy in a panda suit, you know something has to change.
Watching the wiggles while tripping on acid is the scariest fucking thing of all time
So dude comes out in a full body leotard and a wand and announced he's king of the gays. Chicago is a weird but fun place
I think there is a legit party going on the place we thought was AA
I'm in my onesie attempting to spoon-feed myself cold soup. I'm playing freeze tag with my hangover. My hangover's winning.
You are an awesome peach made of glitter.
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