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Be careful down there, Shane may have pooped on the carpet.
You guys seriously fuck to bieber? That's embarrassing...
There are dudes in kilts outside my window practicing fire breathing with cheap vodka and a modified grill lighter. I thought you should know.
Nobody has ever asked me for my honest opinion on whether they needed anal bleaching before
You know that joke about taking tylenol pm and jerking off? you don't always win. sometimes you wake up in the morning naked lubed up cock in hand to the realator and would be perspective buyers laughing at you
All I want to do is fuck in the bell tower before it leave this school. Is that too much to ask?
Come get your boy. He's cuddling with a bag of rice on the floor.
Do to my newly discovered condition I'm having to resort to emergency beat sessions to avoid the temptation to text girls I know are easy slams.
I have a fantastic sense of humor but being called a merman isn't funny
Gross! What the hell is that?!?
It's quite clearly a man posing erotically with multiple packages of bacon.
Also, can next Friday be Long Underwear Friday instead of Jockstrap Friday? Because I'm about to cough up a testicle.
Wanna see if we can get cut off at bdubs again? The same hipster manager that is younger than us is working again
There’s nothing that says motivation more than watching these little geniuses on Kids Baking Championship New Year’s Day. I’m ready to fuck shit up this year.
I cant wait to tell our kids we met because you subscribed to my onlyfans.
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