That arnold schwarzeneger picture looks strikingly similar to paul
Not half as good looking as paul
I'd say paul has bigger bicep peaks, but who am I to judge
You keep asking me questions like I have this magical thing called a memory
only you would photoshop your dick
If we were to wake in ur bed together, what are the 3 words you would say to me?
Get out now.
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your goal of the night was to unlock your iPhone with your nipple. You're going places.
I come back into the room and you're grinding with the person in the mascot suit.
Come down here. We are watching people walk through the paper we taped in front of the elevator.
She's the worst person, but the best naked person
Want to get high and go thrifting? I'm trying to succeed making my dorm look like a deranged Applebees.
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Drunken snow shoveling. Visiting my family is starting to become a seriously risky venture.
I don't think this guy is worth it unless he's a skilled sexual amigo
My vibrator box just fell off the table and hit my cat in the head, he is a little stunned. Good thing I went medium size
It's official. My little brother has had more sex in my car than I have. I'm still tied with my little sister. I hate everybody.
Last night was fun but it wasn't right. I will say that our lives intersected for a brief and intense moment and we will just leave it there.
He just took off his shirt. I'll text you later.
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