How do i ask the guy i made out with for 4 hours if he is gay? He keeps telling me i'm so adorable and that he had a ''blasty''
We had sex on the first date...do you think he thinks I'm a whore?
Yes and so do I
I told her at least we still had each other. That's when she started crying.
Found out that it IS actually possible to get road head from somebody in the back seat
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maybe next time you'll take an ex boyfriend warning you that she's batshit crazy as a warning instead of a challenge
Just found out they make medicinal lollipops, bought like 40 of them. Gonna go fill a pediatricians lollipop bowl.
I'm at the point in my life where I'm trying to get guys I've fucked to give a ride to guys I'm going to fuck.
you can hold your grudge or you can accept the alcoholic treats as a peace offering. your choice
peace be with you.
The venue for the new years party is close to the hospital for obvious reasons.
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Say what you will, but only I can throw up on someone's door and make it look like art.
That's the last time I'm letting you drink that apple vodka
You should never be more than a quarter of a mile from a working toilet
Preach!
You blew him?!?!
*Am blowing
And I keep taking breaks to write you back, please stop replying.
idk i was trying to watch Fuller House and you got up out of a dead sleep, just in your boxers, said "no more Dave Coulier" and walked out to the living room and unplugged the router
Considering all of my stomach contents ended up in my center console, I'm a bit peckish.
Have you ever looked at someone and thought…oh honey, you're too pretty for an ankle monitor
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