I swear she didn't look like that last week.
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this should be fun to decipher. I'd like to buy a vowel.
he bonged a 1/5 of jack and came back an hour later blacked out with a legitimate chicago firemans helmet
i keep forgetting that not all of my female friends are bisexual.
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it was a weeks worth of wine for $20. it would have been fiscally irresponsible to not buy it.
I had to throw up. it was the only way to avoid kissing her after she swallowed..
I just witnessed Grandma making her infamous daiquiris. Extraordinary.
Sometimes one must go to great lengths and make great sacrifices to get drunk. I willingly accept the challenge.
Postcard from jail please. Reserving a spot on my fridge.
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Yeah well tell that to drunk me. She seems to have no standards or gender preference.
You got the whole drunk bus to sing, "In The Jungle" while conducting with your glowsticks.
I never realized how you can accidentally go home with someone until tequila got involved.
They made me leave the maternity ward, how do I get back in?
I'm actually on the verge of cancelling a booty call because I have an early meeting tomorrow. If this is what adulthood is going to be like, I'll pass.
It was only a blow job in his car. It's the same as giving a friend a back rub.
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