oh no, I think we did it in the 'front asshole'
I have a new reason to go to work: I can tell which 3 of my coworkers are sisters just by looking at their butts.
DUUUDE!! just found out that the fbi has a kids page. guess who's got a new jumior officer printout badge?
Um, I don't really remember much about the event... and then I woke up on the metro..
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My face smells like vagina and Im on my way to court. Fuck.
He just referred to his foreskin as a snuggie. Help.
I don't remember much but I think I'm wearing your underwear, and for that, I am extremely grateful.
It's like you're the one guy who got the "girls have clits" memo.
He bought you footie pajamas. Shit's pretty serious.
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Spent fifteen minutes in the car thinking i was psychic before i realized the cd was not on shuffle
i've now hooked up with two guys who have tattoos of their sister's names...so that's a reality i have to live with...
1. Why did we have the team Chirstmas party in November 2. Why didn't anyone tell me the coaches were invited 3. Why did coach get the giant vibrator I brought
Every time our eyes meet, I silently summon him to my vagina.
Did you ever think you lost your bong and then you find it in the weirdest place? I mean, who leaves their bong in the shower?
Jungle juice breakfast? No? Ok.
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