Just found out Brianna Frost the Pornstar goes to my school. Makes that $35,000 tuition that more valuable.
Just spent the last three hours in the library successfully refreshing facebook
I can't believe im sexting my roommate. This is really what my life has come to
Quite frankly, I consider the fact that I'm NOT pregnant one of my greatest achievements and I'd like to chronicle that ongoing success. I'm going to post pictures of me at "0 weeks" once a week.
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I give him a gold star every time I orgasm. His room looks like he's freaking King Midas.
I don't even know what beauty is right now. I wouldn't even pity fuck me today.
he ran through my sliding door
in his defense that door gets complicated after 10 beers
Why are there hooting douchebags outside my building? Did a sport happen again?
Guess I'll put him on my to-do list too. But closer to the bottom since we dated before. That's almost unethical.
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I CAN ONLY BE THE BIRDIE ON YOUR SHOULDER WHO LEADS YOU INTO BAD DESCISIONS
I will never look at a penis the same again. After that I will appreciate them so much more than I do. Makes me wanna kiss yours just for being pretty
I need a conscience and I need it yesterday.
DUDE!!!!! THERE IS A MIDGET HANDING OUT RICE KRISPIE TREATS!!!!!! WHERE ARE YOU WHEN THE COOL SHIT GOES DOWN???????
Omg there's puke under my pillow. Clearly I puked and tried to hide it. From myself. \n
I always know im high when I can't remember how to pee.
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