I don't remember her name, but I do remember yelling at her from the balcony of the hotel room during her walk of shame.
my being single is dangerous.
Quick question: how long can sperm live in a rug?
Last time we were that stoned we made a "everything you can fit in the blender" shake. Didn't end well..
I have had more skin than food in my mouth the last three days
I feel like death gave me a hand job
well, obviously he didn't fuck me for my strong moral fiber.
Pretty sure my body is in shock, I shouldn't feel this ok after last nite.
This guy on the bus keeps leaning over and sniffing my hair.
How would your parents feel if we installed a sex swing?
i may or may not have triedto pee like a boy and then dipped cheese ino the olive oil
You were mean to me and you broke my heart and hurt my feelings. You dont get to talk to me about Peter Dinklage
I just sat watching friends in the bathtub by candlelight...nights like this make me wonder if I ever want to be in a relationship again
Mike's my new hero. There's a flagpole of hook-up's bras on his porch and a week's supply of beer in his fridge but he still has a great job.
I sat on his face and watched Mean Girls. It was a good date.
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