I'm pretty sure that every show on ABC Family could be turned into a drinking game.
Just saw cops pull over the ice cream truck. What a dick
So you really shouldn't go around telling people you're fireproof
I caved and texted him. But it's strictly drug dealing business so it doesn't count.
i mean, we fucked on the futon in the garage where his band practices. pretty sure im now obligated to like his band on facebook.
i just bought plan b at the bus station. happy holidays and welcome to a new level of white trashiness.
Fuck him for salsa, please. I heard its a good recipe.
Just ran into a client at a sex shop. The meeting tomorrow is going to be really awkward as we both try not to picture each other using vibrators or role play costumes.
I have a half pound of weed, a case of beer, 8 frozen pizzas and a hard dick. You have a high tech super-bong and a chest of sex toys. That's our vacation week right there.
What's his name?? He crossfits 6 times a week, works in finance & is into the occasional felony class drug. His name is irrelevant in order to know if I wanna bone him again.
Simultaneously sexting while making brunch plans. Multitasking at its gayest.
I still don't understand if he's using me to write his resume or if we're dating
so an orgy is about to happen in the next room if you wondered where i am currently at in life
Yeah so then I used the selfie stick his mom gave me to take nudes
I think the God that I only kind of believe in, definitely hates me.
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