I may not go down in history, but i will definitely go down on your little sister.
I feel like I am becoming dumber sitting here in class than I would be sitting on the couch smoking weed.
Better skin, bigger boobs.. Birth control is INCREASING my chance of getting pregnant because people actually want to have sex with me now.
I thought it couldn't get worse until she said "Nipple hair"
I felt weird they were both staring at me waiting for the scoop on how your vagina felt.
It's sore actually
I wish I had a waterproof laptop so that I would watch porn in the shower.
they got in a fight during sex...she came out yelling and covered in chocolate
Is 'too horny to study' a good enough medical excuse to not take a final?
Then again, I'm single and napping with a stuffed yoda doll...so I'm not the world's authority on shit.
Some small part of me hopes I'm on the probationary list because of seeing the Dean at that fetish party.
Congratulations! You can now legally do that thing you said you never do again!
THANKS! I'M SO EXCITED TO NOT DO THE THING
OMG YOU GO OUT AND NOT DO THAT THING, GIRL! I SUPPORT YOU 100%!!!
Let's ride this possibly pregnant train together
it's like he didn't even know what a vagina was
For someone I see at the bar by herself all the time... I should have know she had a tazer.
I just washed down my antidepressant with some pineapple wine. I'm the picture of mental health this holiday season
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