so i woke up this morning thinking _____ was in bed with me. . .but it was only a half eaten sonic burger
Coming down off exstacy at a church event. Resisting the urge to dance to the church hymns.
The project manager just came into talk to me for the first time and I had justed googled best drum solo ever and couldn't X out of the screen.
At this point it has been so long i wouldnt know what a dick was if it slapped me in the face.
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I swear after i took it all i did was scream for four hours
I need you to send me a picture of your dick. I want to forward it to that girl and you and i both know you're more impressively sized
She Kept going around and squirting jello shots into guys mouths. That was her ice breaker.
I don't think everyone found it as funny as I did... Nothing says "Party's Over" like the sound of a pump action shotgun.
Jk. Anyone who everbeers with me is my type.
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Would jacking off with Benadryl cream be good or bad for the poison oak on my dick?
When a best friend shows up on a tricycle with a case a beer and goes "get on loser" you get on, because there is a magical adventure afoot
My parents heard us going at it in their tent. I told my mom it must have been a bear looking for food. I don't think she bought it. She deliberately chose this park because bears haven't been sighted here in years.
I apparently tried to wax off my nipples.This explains the pain
I do not love him. There is no love. Only sex and meatloaf.
I dont know. He's too private. After you fuck him find out his secrets.
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