how was the sex?
he smelled like pickles and burnt hair.
well, there's that.
fuck. did you have to draw it on me with a permanent marker
is it bad that the only reason i knew what antidote meant in class today, was from years of playing pokemon?
whoever says they hate hangovers just doesnt know how to embrace them. i'm eating a mashed potato sandwich and watching grind.
Its trashy in the best of ways. Like a stripper working to pay for college.
She's riding a tiny four-wheeler and has a Dos Equis in her hand. I at least have to meet her.
The more and more I think about it, the more I realize... it's not ok to just pull over on the side of the highway to pee... I'm sorry I argued that
The guy who was The Count on Sesame Street died this week too. Therefore, you should take multiple shots, count them, & go "ahh aaahh aaaahhh" after each one. I expect video...
Is it rude if I don't go?
No. It is not rude if you don't go to her cat's Star Wars themed birthday party.
I'll come hang out with you guys later, but right now my parents aren't home and I have to take full advantage of being able to watch porn on full blast.
I faked more orgasms with him then ever should be allowed for someone this pretty.
I do not mind being torn from the first touches of sleep to see a man who looks like that
she doesn't even know what year it is. She just stumbles around life with a bottle of rum
I never thought my selfie stick would come in handy for nudes.
no real plans this weekend. trying to derail the alcohol induced fucking hell train I've been riding for the past three weeks.
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